NoPupNoProbMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	116	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6744

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no more pets” policy just like this stepmom! We don’t want any extra responsibility, just like how she didn’t want another dog in the house. But don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for adopting a virtual pet!

Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5919	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1121
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ores Mined:	9783	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8881
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Buildings Constructed:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	277	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!