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Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Farms Harvested:	716	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	722	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	166	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9740
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	707241
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9098
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	3168	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	400	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	877
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	208	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	98/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1