so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Potions Brewed: 109
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
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