so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Holy Grails Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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