NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Towns Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1929	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	520254
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	872
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	3013	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	1492	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3477

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	8312
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40