so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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