NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	693
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	780366	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	114	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5699
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	220	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	969	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	110/100	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	583832	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12