NoPhoneNoProblemMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	501195
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7392
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	235
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	62	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	192

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9754
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	7774
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5566	Enchantments Applied:	89
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crops Grown:	8179

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!