NoPhoneNoProblemMC

NoPhoneNoProblemMC

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
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