NoPhoneNoProblemMC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	9402
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	1434	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	New Chunks Explored:	665867
Players Killed by Monsters:	9698	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	5074
Enchantments Applied:	216	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3163
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1753	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Farms Harvested:	830	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Towns Built:	8	Potions Brewed:	98
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	4323	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6755	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3453	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5326	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	175	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	6828	Magic Items Found:	4238

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	4029	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8948	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6063
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Star Shards Collected:	267

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!