NopeNotTodayMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	2528	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Items Found:	7416
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Players:	91/800	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Towns Built:	5