NopeNotTodayMC SMP

awkward, bad dates, bad pickup lines, cringeworthy, DATING, dating app, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, ghosting, long tail tags, love, nope, NopeNotTodayMC, online dating, rejection, relationships, shot their shot, smp, swipe left, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Votes:	645	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed

Allowed, Arab nations, Conflict, Diplomacy, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, negotiations, News, palestinians, peace process, Politics, Refugee Crisis, trump, Trumps, united nations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Decadeless Craft World

70s, 80s, 90s, collective memory, continuity, Craft, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, Decadeless, Decades, defining eras, Events, fashion, generational differences, historical perspective, Music, Nostalgia, perception of time, pre-2000, societal change, Time, time periods, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	187
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Ores Mined:	6232	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like time travel but without the weird machines and stuff. We don’t do decades like the old days, nah, we mix it all up like a smoothie of fashions, music, and events.

One minute you could be rockin’ some bell bottoms and disco tunes from the 70s, then BAM, you’re in the neon-colored world of the 80s with some rad synth-pop blarin’. And don’t even get me started on the 90s, we got grunge, boy bands, and Tamagotchis for days.

Join us on dis wild ride through time and see if you can handle the non-stop party that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a never-ending blast from the past, and you won’t wanna miss out, trust me. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove through the ages with us. Let’s do this!

Starshot Speedsters: Warp to Alpha Centauri

advanced propulsion, Alpha, alpha centauri, astronomical discovery, Breakthrough Starshot Initiative, Centauri, Cosmic exploration, Futuristic technology, innovative propulsion systems, interstellar travel, Lightsail propulsion, scientific breakthrough, scientist, space exploration, space mission, Space Travel, spacecraft, speed of light, Speedsters, Starshot, stephen hawking, theoretical physicist, theoretical physics, Warp, Yuri Milner

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can travel to Alpha Centauri at SPEEDS U NEVER IMAGINED?!?!?!? like, Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner are all about it, sending mini spacecraft and stuff. join now for interstellar LOLs and build ur own spaceship to explore the galaxy!!! #minecraftgoals #alphacentauri #interstellartravel

Parallel

Characters, Community, Custom Items, custom structures, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, java, Lag, Lore, Lore Participation, Multiworld, open world, Parallel, Player Shops, quality of life, rules, shopping district, smp, Trials, Website

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	2806	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Click here for images

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore trial chambers, craft powerful items, and collect unique loot.
Custom Features: Explore rifts, fight through dungeons, and interact with characters.
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s ongoing story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods available for trade.
Quality of Life Improvements: Better trading system, player drops, and more.
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lag-free gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (anti-cheat system in place)
Respect other players in chat and gameplay
Full list of rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

Alya’s Dream Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, alya, Alyas, amazing, Beautiful, charming, dream, excepțional, eXtraordinary, fantastic, FLAWLESS, GIFTED, ideal, Lovely, Outstanding, perfect, Perfection, Qualities, Realm, remarkable, Special, TALENTED, Unique, Wonderful

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	1748	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Dude, let me tell you, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the pure ecstasy of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a ninja on steroids.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that let you ride dragons and shoot lasers out of your eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the community – it’s like a family of deranged squirrels on a sugar high, but in a good way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, movie distractions, movie etiquette, movie interruptions, movie manners, movie theater, phone manners, phone usage, phone use, poking at screen, public behavior, screen poking, ScreenPoke, Server, Texting, theater behavior, theater etiquette

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	600
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

aita, country road, ditch, Door, Driver, driveway, ignoring, morning, neighbors, Note, NoteBlockCity, Obstacles, passenger mirror, RESPONSIBILITY, run into, sidewalks, trash cans, trash guys, trash truck, TV

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	98
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ores Mined:	2683	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Computer System, cyber, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, elon musk, Elons, Government data, government security, government technology, government technology breach, government technology investigation, government technology policies, government technology protocols, government technology scandal, government technology security, government workers, it security, security measures, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!