NopeNotTodayMC SMP

awkward, bad dates, bad pickup lines, cringeworthy, DATING, dating app, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, ghosting, long tail tags, love, nope, NopeNotTodayMC, online dating, rejection, relationships, shot their shot, smp, swipe left, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	7812
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	527
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9269
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	205
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	122
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2171	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!