Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	9458	Mines Excavated:	2377

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5585	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ores Mined:	9079	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	3959	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crops Grown:	9786	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2389
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	107595
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1204	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	237	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.