Nope, Not Going There! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, acquisitions, Activision, Adventure, bethesda, console, Entertainment, Epic, gamepass, Gaming, gaming acquisitions, Gaming Community, gaming companies, gaming future, gaming industry, gaming market, Gaming news, gaming trends, irrelevant console, Isles, microsoft, money spent, video games, wasted billions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Potions Brewed:	160
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5690
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Bruh, this server is like if Bill Gates went crazy and started spending all his money on Minecraft gamepasses, buying out Bethesda and Activision, and making consoles obsolete. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, money-wasting, console-destroying Minecraft experience. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is just…weird. But in a good way, I think? Just join and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

BabyRageCraft

Apology, baby, BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, family, feelings, friendship, instagram, mental health, Motherhood, overreacting, perspective, postpartum, Respect, social media, Support, Understanding, Visiting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2732
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for some baby mama drama and surprise birthday parties that will leave you shooketh!

Reasons to join: – Witness more plot twists than a soap opera – Experience the thrill of waiting for a text that never comes – Enjoy brunch with virtual friends who may or may not cancel on you last minute – Get the chance to be left out of social media posts just like in real life

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions in the world of Minecraft! Remember, drama llama approved!

GiftCraftCooler

best gift, cherished gift, coolest gift, favorite gift, gift exchange, gift giving, Gift ideas, gift inspiration, gift memories, gift receiving, GiftCraftCooler, meaningful gift, memorable gift, personalized gift, received gift, sentimental gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unforgettable gift, unique gift

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Oh, honey, forget about boring gifts like socks and gift cards. The coolest gift you’ll ever receive is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and summon dragons to do their bidding. And that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man”. So, if you want to experience epic adventures, crazy surprises, and maybe even find a diamond sword of your own, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how justin trudeau is always like, “hey, i’m the prime minister of canada and stuff”? well, guess what, he’s gonna like, quit or something! apparently he’s gonna be all like, “yo, i’m outta here, peace out, eh?” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whaaat?!”

but, like, don’t worry about all that boring political stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. plus, rumor has it that justin trudeau himself is gonna join us after he quits being prime minister. can you imagine mining diamonds with justin trudeau? it’s gonna be wild, eh?

so, like, forget about all that real world drama and come join our server for some good old fashioned fun. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea

Asia-Pacific, China, communication network, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, digital infrastructure, Espionage, Geopolitics, international relations, internet, long tail tag, maritime security, sabotage, SabotageCraft, submarine cable, taiwan, TaiwanUndersea, Technology, telecommunications, undersea cable, undersea warfare

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

so, liek, u kno wat wuld b way bettr than dealin with all that drama? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, bruh! we got crazzy underwater adventures, just like dat cable near taiwan, except we wont sabotage u, we’ll just giv u a fun time! swim with dolphins, build ur own underwater city, and fight off evil squids tryna mess with ur vibe. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis watery wonderland. come join us and make a splash!

Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

anatomy, Average, biology, Body, Diversity, genetics, height, Human, Men, midgets, Minecraft, Myth, physical characteristics, planet, Ratio, Server, SIZE, small stature, Stacked, statistics, stereotype, Unique, well-endowed

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Funding Wars: Risky Research & Wellbeing

economic costs, fairer funding methods, funding, funding allocation, funding alternatives., funding challenges, funding competition, funding impact, funding models, funding opportunities, funding pressures, funding solutions, funding sources, funding strategies, funding stress, PIXEL, research, research funding, research funding competition, research funding methods, Risky, risky research, scientific research, scientists’ wellbeing, Wars, wellbeing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	296	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Votes:	989
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, have you ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? well, on this server, creepers are banned! yep, that’s right, no more pesky green guys ruining your day.

not only that, but we have a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery waiting to be explored. legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own pet dragon? yep, you heard me right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain fire down on your enemies. it’s epic.

join us on this server for the adventure of a lifetime. who needs boring old funding when you can have dragons and treasure hunts instead? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Levian Nexus

Claims, discord server, Happenings, In-game chat., keep up to date, Levian, Modded, newest server, Nexus, oldschool pack, personal island, Pressure plate, public server, quiet pack, Server Mods, sky island, Teams, teams and claims

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Modpacks Overview

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v4.8	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v2.17	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.11.1	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
Monifactory	v0.11.1	moni.levian.nexus
Fantasy Skies	v1.5.0	fanskies.levian.nexus
FTB Evolution	v1.6.0	evolution.levian.nexus
SkyFactory 5	v5.0.2	sf5.levian.nexus

If you’re interested in joining, please join our Discord server for updates and community interaction.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are the servers public or private?

A: The servers are public for anyone to join, but we recommend joining our Discord server for a better experience.

Q: Do the servers share chat with each other?

A: Yes, the servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, providing a community chat experience.

Q: How do I join the newest server, SkyFactory 5?

A: Simply use the IP sf5.levian.nexus to join SkyFactory 5. No extra mods or installations needed.

Q: Can I play on multiple servers with the same account?

A: Yes, you can switch between servers using the respective IPs provided above with the same Minecraft account.

Mystic Orient Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Analysis, bad, China, confusion, Craft, criticism, culture, current events, debate, Explanation, Global Issues, Government, inquiry, international relations, mystic, opinion, orient, perspective, Politics, Questioning, society, Understanding, world affairs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	369	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7509
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual escape room but with creepers and zombies instead of puzzles. It’s like if China was a Minecraft server, but in a good way, ya feel me? Like, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic castles while questioning the meaning of life. It’s a wild ride, bro, and you won’t regret it. Just hop on and let your blocky adventures begin!

BlockyBedHopper

BlockyBedHopper, broke home, CEO wife, coworker, engaged, FIRED, Foul, Friend, holiday party, home wrecker, judgment, Miles Teller, national business meeting, new born baby, Psychology, relationship, sales guy, senior director, sleeping with married men, Trust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	198281	Emeralds Found:	9589
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Star Shards Collected:	56
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and romance – just like your coworker’s love life!

Imagine a world where senior directors get fired for their scandalous affairs, and new sales guys with mustaches become the talk of the town. Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through office romances, broken homes, and juicy gossip. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the drama of our Minecraft server?

So why wait? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own relationships and your coworker’s moral compass. Trust us, it’s a ride you won’t want to miss!

ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

antiquated terms, childhood language, childhood memories, childhood slang, childhood vernacular, ChildhoodSlangMCSMP, classic phrases, Nostalgia, old school phrases, old-fashioned sayings, outdated slang, phrases, retro expressions, slang terms, Throwback, traditional language, traditional phrases, vintage sayings, vintage slang, vintage talk

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Emeralds Found:	2438
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Potions Brewed:	56	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

RewatchCraftTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, iconic, Marathon, Mystery, Nostalgia, rewatch, RewatchCraftTV, Sci Fi, series, shows, television, Thriller, TV series

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	203	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	9559	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can reenact all your favorite TV series in blocky form! Imagine building your own version of Game of Thrones, but with creepers instead of dragons. Or how about creating a pixelated version of Friends, where the only coffee shop in town is run by villagers? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

Blocky Steel Minecraft Server

Acquisition, blocky, business news, Competition, corporate takeover, economic impact, foreign investment, global market, international trade, Investment, Market reaction, Minecraft, News, Nippon Steel, Purchase, regulatory approval, Server, shares, Steel, steel industry, stock market, Trade, US government, US Steel

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Crops Grown:	7660	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

omg u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it! like, u can build ur own empire and take over the whole world, like a boss!

there’s this one time, this player built a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and then a dragon came and tried to steal it but they fought it off with their enchanted sword! it was so epic, like a movie or something!

and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, and they have like, super powers and stuff! it’s like a whole new world down there, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

so come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and start your epic journey today!

CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

400.., Caretaker government, CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost, economic policy, Economy, employment, Financial, Government, government decision, hike, inflation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, public sector, Salaries, Syrian, Syrian crisis, wage hike, wage increase, workers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Rodent vs Human Immunotherapy Fun

amino acids, cancer immunotherapy, cancer immunotherapy target, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer treatment target, Differences, Fun, Human, human vs mouse, humans, immunotherapy, Medical research, Motif, oncology, PD-1, PD-1 characteristics, research, rodent, rodents, Target

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we gotz human vs mouse cancer immunotherapy battles goin on! We discovered sum weird PD-1 stuff dat be different in rodents and humans. Like, who knew mice and humans had different amino acids sequences? It’s like a whole new world of cancer-fighting shenanigans! Join now and be part of dis epic discovery! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a cure for cancer in Minecraft too! #RodentVsHuman #CancerImmunotherapyMadness

Players:	107/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	7239
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	3732
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	124
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0