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Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Votes:	9493	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	3188
Players Killed by Monsters:	5104	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Votes:	7400

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	811
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Frosty Quests 1.20

Cool, cool S, cool S tags, cool S thread, cool tags, cool thread, cool thread S, frosty, long tail, long tail tags, Quests, S cool, S cool thread, S tags, S thread, S thread cool, tags, thread cool, thread cool S, thread S cool, Thread Tags

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

DadCraftPolygamyOops

4 wives, abandonment, AITAH, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, cultural shock, DadCraftPolygamyOops, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, Father, forgiveness, Gaslighting, generational trauma, Infidelity, refusing to forgive, step sister

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Star Shards Collected:	105
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, adult content, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, empowerment, family reactions, income source, judgment, loved ones reactions, modern society, online platform, onlyfans, personal choice, privacy, relationships, sex work, social media, stigma, Support, taboo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of your family judging you for having an OnlyFans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the hustle and will cheer you on as you build your empire, one block at a time. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that your family won’t even notice you’re making bank on OnlyFans while you’re mining for diamonds. So come on in and let your freak flag fly high!

Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

Accuracy, Applications, circular geometry, Compact electrochemical pH sensor, cost effective, Droplet, droplet size, droplet-based electropolymerization, efficient, electrochemistry, Innovative, lab-on-a-chip, Measurement, microfluidics, Mini, miniaturized sensor, PIXEL, portable, Potential, sensor technology, Server, small scale, solution

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

The Last Survivor

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!

LastSurvivor.serv.nu

🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft

Anarchy, Feplex, Minecraft, mystics, PC, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	60
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!

FEPLEX.GGMINE.RU

Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3

1.21.3, attracted, attraction, Behavior, DATING, effete, elegance, Enchanted, fairer sex, Femininity, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, homosexual, LGBTQ, love, Masculinity, NARCISSISTS, Preferences, Psychology, Realm, relationships, Sexuality, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise for all the ladies who dig those effete homosexual narcissists. I mean, who wouldn’t want to build a pixelated castle with a fabulous dude who loves himself more than Kanye loves Kanye? It’s a total vibe, trust me. Plus, the drama is off the charts – you never know what kind of shenanigans those divas will get into next. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks with the fiercest queens in the game!

StairwayStumbleCraft

accident, APPEAL, discipline, discipline action, employee safety, Falling, handrail, injury, Management, Mechanics, non-slip, Running, Safety, Staff, Stairs, StairwayStumbleCraft, supervision, Training, Warning, Workplace, Workshop

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	920
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!

One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.

If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP

3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP, abnormal actions, abnormal activities, bizarre behavior, late night activities, late night behavior, nighttime behavior, nighttime habits, odd behavior, odd habits, peculiar activities, peculiar behavior, questionable actions, questionable behavior, strange actions, strange behavior, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, unusual behavior, weird actions, weird habits

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to worship it as the potato god. And then another time, we all had a massive chicken dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. It was lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures

Adventures, Autonomy, billionaire, Business, CEO, creativity, Decision making, electrifying, elon musk, employment, Entrepreneurship, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, MuskCraft, non-governmental, private sector, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Ever wondered how Elon Musk manages to pull off all his crazy projects without actually being elected or employed by the government? Well, rumor has it that he’s actually a secret Minecraft wizard who rules over his own virtual empire! Join our server and you might just uncover the truth behind Musk’s mysterious powers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a rocket ship on our server, you’ll actually be able to fly to Mars and meet the man himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft space explorer!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Crops Grown:	6681
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5