NoPartyForFH-MineCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Animals Bred:	103
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6935

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	915178	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Towns Built:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	186150	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	8391

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!