Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9289 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!
Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!
Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!
