NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	669
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	58	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	2827

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1014

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

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🌱🥦🥑

join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Planet SMP

Custom terrain, Dungeon, Earth, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Jobs, Lottery, MONEY, Planet smp, Planets, Survival

Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Moon Madness Multiplayer: Not-so-Vanilla, Pretty Friendly, No HermitCraft, 1.21 Economy

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LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime
Establish bases anywhere in the world
Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District
Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience
Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Frequent events with prizes
Colosseum Arena warp for PvP

• !! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !! •

Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	107
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.