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LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

airstrikes, airstrikes in Lebanon, building, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, foreign relations, Griefing, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strikes, Lebanese civilians, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	764	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

Arctic, Biodiversity, circumpolar hybrid zones, conditions, Create, Earth, Environment, Extreme conditions, force, Hybrid, hybridization, Light, long term, Minecraft, opportunities, polar regions, reproductive window, result.., Server, smaller, species, sustain, Unique, unique light environment, Zone

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	282716
Void Gems Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	3435
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

She Is In! Minecraft Server

achievement, affirmation, breaking barriers, celebration, Confidence, determination, empowerment, encouragement, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, female empowerment, Girl Power, Minecraft, motivation, positive vibes, Server, shattering glass ceilings, SHE IS IN, Strong Women, success, Support, women in leadership

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	6864	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Star Shards Collected:	142
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5657	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Towns Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	7789	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mines Excavated:	3279

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8