NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3824	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	6667
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	138
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

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lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4