NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Animals Bred:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magic Items Found:	7294	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	980139
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9505
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.