our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮
November 19, 2024
Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4257 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4189 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.