our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.