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LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	95
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	3849	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5165	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	288
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1538	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3