| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5389 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6996 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7056 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 450 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1721 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4950 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9324 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4076 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 138 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 339 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8522 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 381 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 519 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 172 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 4256 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 646 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9945 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 471 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5907 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 273 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 795424 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
