| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6235 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 517482 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.
But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8899 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6749 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6014 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7676 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?
Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3510 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6227 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3162 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 344 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4125 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7502 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 145058 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.
why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
now, why should you join this server, you ask? well, let me tell you. this server is so crazy that it will pave the way for advancements in cloning, stem cell therapy, and imprinting-related disease treatment. like, you could be a part of something huge, man.
plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can witness the birth of a mouse with two dads? that’s some next level stuff right there. so come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. you won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
On the server, a wipe occurred on 01/18/25 So go to the server! If you want to build your indestructible clan and become a top to you! Here you will find an auction, Donat Shop, custom events, bases, raids, a buyer and everything else!
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9058 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| IP Address | 129.146.122.225 |
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| Version | 2.30 |
| Location | NA Midwest |
Yes, the server is whitelisted. Interested players can reply to join.
The server was created about a week ago.
Active or casual players are welcome to join the server.
While the server is located in NA Midwest, players from other regions can still join.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5887 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4088 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, and the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, baddest base ever. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So come on, join us and let’s embark on a wild, wacky adventure together. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into? It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of chaos and confusion, and you won’t want to miss out. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
