| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2350 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9457 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6566 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9052 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 965 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3075 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 6789 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7121 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 572040 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 24 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5593 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2895 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 262 |
| Crops Grown: | 3211 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1723 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9889 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8087 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2043 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7563 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 944916 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 783 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7492 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4966 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7023 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 228 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8653 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
