NoobvilleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crops Grown:	2299	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	New Chunks Explored:	860613
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crops Grown:	1834	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5737	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Items Found:	7315	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	2849	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	956152	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	4011
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Votes:	6804	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Potions Brewed:	73

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	8654
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3