Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Adventure Crafters United 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, America, Australia, business degree, comfy job, Crafters, drivers, EUROS, families, Friends, Girlfriend, graduate, ideal job, Kids, lonely, long drives, long hours, road life, road trains, salary, stress, Tools, trucking, trucking license, Uní, United, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of trucking without leaving the comfort of your home! Forget about making a measly 48,000 euros a year with a business degree – on our server, you can make virtual millions driving across pixelated America or even Australia! No need to worry about loneliness or missing your family, because in our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow trucking enthusiasts who share your passion for long drives and fixing small problems with tools. Say goodbye to real life responsibilities and hello to the open road in Minecraft!

MinecraftMomShade

Appearance, beauty, bullying, Confidence, cultural identity, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family, Gaslighting, Hijab, Insecurity, mental health, MinecraftMomShade, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trauma, Ugly, validation, worthlessness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family because they just don’t understand your beauty? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all kinds of beauty, hijab or no hijab! Join us and let your inner supermodel shine through, no judgment here!

We understand the struggles of being misunderstood and feeling worthless, but on our server, you’ll be surrounded by supportive players who will uplift you and make you feel like the queen you truly are. Who needs Adriana Lima when you can be the star of our virtual world?

So leave those tears behind and come join us for a fun and empowering gaming experience. You’ll never have to question your worth again, because on our server, you’re always the most beautiful player around. See you there, gorgeous!

OrderCraft SMP

Delivery, digital purchase, e commerce, online marketplace, online order, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping safety, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, online transaction, OrderCraft, package tracking, retail therapy, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing together. It was lit, fam.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.

So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.

MineCraftMania

favorite activities, favorite activities to do, favorite hobbies, favorite pastimes, hobbies, hobbies and activities, hobbies and interests, hobbies and leisure, hobbies and pastimes, interests, leisure time, MinecraftMania, pastimes, Relaxation, ways to enjoy free time, ways to pass time, ways to relax, ways to spend downtime, ways to spend leisure time, ways to unwind

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	117

Do you enjoy spending your free time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and trolling your friends with elaborate traps? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a diamond sword that can slice through bedrock like butter. Plus, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep by a team of singing villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attacks, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, France, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Politics, Protection, response, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Threats, trump

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	6410	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so, like, come join our amazin’ minecraft server, cuz like, europe is all like “no attacks allowed” and france is all like “trump, stop threatenin’ greenland” but like, who cares about all that drama when you can be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons in our server? plus, we got this crazy story about a magical potato that can grant wishes, but only if you find it hidden in the depths of the nether. so, like, join now and be part of the wackiest adventure ever!

EUunityUnderminedByFico

cooperation, criticism, Czech minister, diplomatic relations, disagreement, Division, eastern europe, EU unity, European Council, european politics, european union, EUunityUnderminedByFico, Fico, Government, Hungary, leadership, Orbán, Politics, Slovakia, solidarity, undermining

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. you gotta join because, like, Fico and Orban are totally trying to mess with EU unity, but on this server, we’re all about unity and having a good time.

come join us and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, these guys will help you out with anything, from finding diamonds to fighting off creepers.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this epic adventure and show Fico and Orban that we’re all about fun and friendship, not politics and drama. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

0b0torgru Minecraft server

0b0torgru, 2b2t, analogue, banner, blow up bases, Clans, destroy spawn, displayed, illegal items, image, Join, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Private donations, Server, server description, wipes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Analogue of 2b2t without wipes private donations of minigames you can do everything destroy spawn blow up bases get illegal items and join clans sometimes the server is displayed offline although it is online

0b0torgru.aternos.me:23634

karlssonSMP

+18, 25k World Border, content creators, Cosmetics, Custom, in-game cosmetics, java, karlssonSMP, Map resets, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, season 4, shopping district, Silence Me Datapack, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Universal Dyeing Datapack, Vanilla, Whitelist, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9340	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Mystic Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Ama Kakeru, animation, Anime, battousai, classic, ED, Ending Theme, historical, Isles, Japan, japanese, Kenshin Himura, kyoto, Meiji Era, Music, mystic, Nostalgia, RuroKen, Samurai, Shishio Makoto, Soundtrack, sword fighting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
New Chunks Explored:	755878	Runes Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because it has Ama Kakeru in the damn ED! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can vibe to that sick beat while mining diamonds and building epic structures? It’s like a party in your computer screen, man! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

SteroidCraft: Work or Ban?

10. debt, 11. Christmas, 12. job, 13. environment, 14. woodpeckers, 15. paychecks, 16. banned, 17. testosterone, 18. company, 19. courses, 2. IO, 20. decision-making, 3. boyfriend, 4. steroids, 5. Relationship, 6. work, 7. oilfield industry, 8. camp, 9. money, aita, Ban, SteroidCraft, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and power struggles – just like this couple in the oilfield industry!

Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend gets banned for using mild steroids in his room – talk about a scandal! But don’t worry, you won’t get banned for using any potions or power-ups in our server.

While this couple argues over who should quit their job, you can join our server and focus on building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from woodpeckers (yes, woodpeckers!). And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual job that pays triple the virtual money of your boyfriend’s paycheck.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Motiv8d2Mine SMP

AMBITION, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., Happiness, inspiration, mindset, morning routine, Motiv8d2Mine, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, productivity, purpose, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you wanna leap out of bed like a kangaroo on steroids! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yeah, it’s that wild.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs. We have epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have those, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build your dream castle without worrying about some noob blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

MineCraftMyths

BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, biggest betrayal, biggest deception, biggest lie, cover up, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, false promises, falsehood, falsehoods, Hidden Truth, Manipulation, MineCraftMyths, secret, Trust, untruth, untruthful

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8063
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give out free hugs! The biggest lie you’ll ever be told on our server is that you won’t have a blast playing here.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.

So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!

SaratovCraft Minecraft Server

containment efforts, damage assessment, drone attack, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, explosions, Fire, Firefighters, first responders, flames, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, Massive, Minecraft, news coverage, oil depot, russia, Saratov Oblast, SaratovCraft, Server, smoke

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Votes:	5635
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	4643
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis oil depot in Russia dat got attacked by drones and caught on fire! We got so much chaos and destruction goin’ on, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Join us and be part of the madness, build your own drone army and wreak havoc on our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s set the world on fire, Minecraft style! 🔥🔥🔥

PastaCraftFreedom

Cecilia Sala, Cecilia Sala released, Cecilia Sala returning, freedom, homecoming, International, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, journalist, journalist freed, journalist homecoming, journalist released, journalist returning, Media, News, PastaCraftFreedom, Press, Release, released, returning home

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	2473
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.

also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?

so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat

agricultural innovation, alternative protein sources, Autoclaved vegetables, biotechnology, chive cultivation, Chives, fat, food science, food technology, lab grown meat, loofah, LoofahFat, meat production, mushroom cultivation, Pork, pork cultivation, PorkShrooms, scaffold for growing meat, shiitake mushrooms, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, vegetable scaffolding, VeggieScaffold

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest food-growing adventures ever! we have autoclaved vegetables that serve as scaffolds for growing MEAT. imagine growing pork on shiitake mushrooms and chives, and fat on a freakin’ loofah! it’s like a crazy science experiment gone deliciously wrong. come join us and be a part of this insane culinary journey. who needs farms when you can grow your own meat in minecraft?! let’s get weird with it!