Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	182
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ores Mined:	3895
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3418	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Divine Spears Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	3178	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5544
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	667

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	188	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.