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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 222 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
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