NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

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  • CheeseSMP Fresh Survival With Dungeons

    CheeseSMP Fresh Survival With Dungeons

    CheeseSMP is a brand new survival server that tries to feel like more than just basic survival. It has custom enchants and armor sets so you can build your gear and get stronger over time.

    There is an MMO style dungeon to run and there are PvP and KOTH events if you like fighting and competing. The world also has custom biomes so exploring does not feel the same every time.

    It has AuctionHouse and ChestShop so trading is a big thing here. There are over 400 quests to do and the community is said to be nice. The server is still pretty new with around 8 to 9 players daily and weekends can go above 10.

    It supports versions from 1.8 up to 1.21.x and it has both Java and Bedrock access.

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  • Bedrock Can’t Join My Geyser Server

    Bedrock Can’t Join My Geyser Server

    I found a Minecraft server that is running on Spigot with Geyser so Java and Bedrock players can try to join the same place.

    Java players can join fine but Bedrock players cannot get in and it keeps failing when they try to connect.

    Everything is updated and it is being hosted through a tunnel setup since port forwarding is not available right now. Bedrock is trying to join through a separate tunnel too but it still does not work.

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  • Kyle SMP 2 Fresh Wipe Council Rules

    Kyle SMP 2 Fresh Wipe Council Rules

    I found a server called Kyle SMP 2 and it has this mystery vibe around who Kyle is. They have lore and they are rewriting a lot of it right now so new characters are welcome.

    They usually play modded but they are doing vanilla for February and maybe longer. The server rules and any mod decisions get made by a council that players elect every month.

    After you have been around for one week you can run for the council too. The world is getting a fresh wipe tonight so it is a good time to jump in.

    They really push a fun friendly and safe community. The admins will ban people who ruin it. You have to be 15 or older to join.

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  • Adult Friendly Bedrock Survival Realm

    Adult Friendly Bedrock Survival Realm

    This is a Minecraft Bedrock Realm made for a long term survival world that stays chill and steady. It feels mostly vanilla but it has a few extras that add more to do without changing everything.

    There is a custom currency and NPC shops so trading feels like a real thing. You can also go for optional upgrades like extra hearts and movement speed. Players can run their own shops too and they can be protected with a trust system.

    People can build alone or team up and make towns and group bases. The realm also does community events like building contests and casual PvP tournaments but it is always optional.

    There is a gravestone system so your items stay safe after you die. The rules are simple and strict about respect. No hacking griefing stealing or unwanted PvP.

    Most players are adults with busy lives so there are no activity requirements. You can play whenever you want. Discord is required for talking and for event updates.

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  • Survival Dungeons And Boss PvP Progression

    Survival Dungeons And Boss PvP Progression

    Survival+ is a custom SMP that keeps the survival feel but adds real progression with PvP and economy. It works on Java and Bedrock so more people can play together.

    Dungeons just released and you can go fight bosses too. The server has custom enchants with rarity tiers from common to legendary. The enchants do more than damage and can do stuff like slowness poison weakness wither knockback lifesteal and even disabling enchants for a bit so fights feel like real builds and counters.

    Money is earned by playing. You sell items and level up sell multipliers by item type. Crops ores mob drops and spawners all give different ways to make money. There is a shop for basics and an auction house for trading with players.

    PvP is part of the world with teams and raiding allowed. Insiding and item scamming are allowed too but cheats and unfair advantages are blocked. There is also a cosmetic wrap system so your gear can look different without changing stats. It also has RTP leaderboards and a clean custom GUI with an in game guide.

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