NoobSisNoSpeakLang | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	184	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to understand your fellow players in a language you don’t speak! Just like the OP, you’ll be thrown into a world where everyone speaks Spanish, even if you don’t. But don’t worry, our community is here to help you learn, whether you like it or not!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of miscommunication and cultural exchange as you navigate through the game with players who insist on speaking a language you’re unfamiliar with. Who knows, you might even pick up a few words here and there, just like the OP’s foster sister, Penny!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because who needs to understand each other when you’ve got a whole new language to decipher? It’s a linguistic adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the language barrier hilarity ensue!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	693548
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9112
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	603
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Crops Grown:	6686	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9217	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8763	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	178

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4828
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!