NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Serene Craft Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Catharsis, Craft, emotional cleansing, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional well being, Haven, Healing Process, inner healing, inner peace, Introspective, kind of day, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, release of emotions, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Semi-cathartic, Serene, stress relief, Therapeutic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5254
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	467

Yo, broskis, do you ever just feel like you need to let out some steam in a semi-cathartic kind of way? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for some epic battles and intense PvP action that will have you screaming in joy and frustration at the same time.

And get this, we have the most insane custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the semi-cathartic fun begin!

JobCraft1600s

1600s, career, colonial, duties, Economy, employment, historical, Job, JobCraft1600s, Labor, livelihood, occupations, Professions, responsibilities, Roles, society, Tasks, TRADES, work, Workforce, working conditions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can time travel back to the 1600s and live out your wildest historical fantasies! Are you tired of modern-day responsibilities? Join our server and become a blacksmith, a nobleman, or even a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of time-traveling wizards who are trying to alter history for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and experience the thrill of living in the 1600s, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky time paradoxes). Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other!

NoodleCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, air cooperation, Alliance, Aviation, bilateral relations, Chinese, collaboration, Defense, defense industry, full attention, Geopolitical, international relations, joint exercises, Military, military technology, Minecraft, NoodleCraft, Norad, Partnership, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Strategic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7553
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, liek, u kno how the chinese n russians r liek bffs now in teh air? well, on dis server, we got teh craziest air battles u eva seen! like, u can fly ur own plane n take down ur enemies in epic dogfights! norad is watchin us cuz we r just too lit, u gotta join n be part of teh action! fly high, my dudes, fly high!

CraftyPutinTrump2020

collusion, Corruption, CraftyPutinTrump2020, Deception, foreign relations, Government, Help, influence, Insiders, Kremlin, Manipulation, Politics, power, president-elect, Propaganda, putin, russia, secret, Similarities, trump, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Crops Grown:	2448	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	1126	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Gold Rush Adventures

Adventures, bisulphide, chemical reactions, fluid dynamics, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, HS, innovative approach, Journey, magmatic fluids, metallogeny, mineral deposits, mineralogy, ore deposit formation, ore genesis, Revolutionizing, Rush, sulphur, Transport, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic server where we unlock da journey of gold thru magmatic fluids. u know, sulphur in its bisulphide form is like da key to transportin gold in magmatic fluids. it’s like a revolution, man. u gotta join us to understand how gold gets around and forms ore deposits. it’s like a crazy adventure, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement. let’s get diggin’ and find dat treasure together!

NOVA

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, gb, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, highway, Moderation, Nether, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crops Grown:	2573
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	5051	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Animals Bred:	77
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	New Chunks Explored:	750512
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4620
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	151	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!