Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

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vanilla server where you can relax and just play

we have custom generation

good admin

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	678

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1246	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Star Shards Collected:	101	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4980	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Items Found:	5132
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	244
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

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Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3624