NoobNoTouchy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

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Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1012	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NatureCrafters

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

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so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	123
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	8042

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.