SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	404130
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	251
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1900	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Astro MC Network

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There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	8088	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7341	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4058	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	78
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magic Items Found:	1672
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Towns Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MysticHorizons MC

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At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	79431	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

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steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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