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Crankshafted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8428
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Animals Bred:	170
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4885	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Players:	105/400	Votes:	9587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1