NoobMistakez | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9121	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	7838

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8755	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Mines Excavated:	4836	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimension Hops:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8814	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6531	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	494996
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	756	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	77	Zombie Dances:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	292	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8696
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4677	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3059	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Potions Brewed:	134
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	485
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ores Mined:	590

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

Players:	91/500	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	118	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1