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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5025 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 982863 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!
So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
