NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP

basic life skills, budgeting, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, critical thinking, Decision making, Do, know, learn, Minecraft, NoobLifeSkillz, organization, people, personal finance, problem solving, self-care, Shocked, smp, Social Skills, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, so like, you won’t believe it but on this Minecraft SMP, we have this secret underground society where we teach people how to do basic life skills that they never even knew they needed! Like, we have classes on how to properly stack blocks, how to tame a wild chicken, and even how to communicate with villagers using only emojis! It’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.

So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	1673
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4497	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	5200	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	6745
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	New Chunks Explored:	725586
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6216
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4014
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!