NoobieSexMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Oh boy, let me tell you about the first time I joined this Minecraft SMP! It was like losing my virginity all over again, but in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. The moment I logged on, I was greeted by a group of players wearing nothing but diamond armor, riding on pigs and shooting fireworks into the sky. They welcomed me with open arms and told me about the wild adventures we would have together on this server.

I was hesitant at first, but then they showed me their massive castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and I was sold. They told me about the epic battles they had fought against giant mutant chickens and how they had tamed a dragon to guard their base. I knew I had to be a part of this crazy world where anything was possible.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your first time feel like a walk in the park, come join us! We have diamond rain, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	845	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	2594
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Items Found:	2248

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3266
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Emeralds Found:	9911
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8468
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mines Excavated:	3501	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	5810
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6874	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	243
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Void Gems Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?