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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6820 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Oh boy, let me tell you about the first time I joined this Minecraft SMP! It was like losing my virginity all over again, but in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. The moment I logged on, I was greeted by a group of players wearing nothing but diamond armor, riding on pigs and shooting fireworks into the sky. They welcomed me with open arms and told me about the wild adventures we would have together on this server.
I was hesitant at first, but then they showed me their massive castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and I was sold. They told me about the epic battles they had fought against giant mutant chickens and how they had tamed a dragon to guard their base. I knew I had to be a part of this crazy world where anything was possible.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your first time feel like a walk in the park, come join us! We have diamond rain, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
