Noobies R Us Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4989	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3638
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3076
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrivilegedCraft SMP

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If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	4406
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood innocence lost, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood nostalgia, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, hindsight humor, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, airstrikes intensify, Bombing, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional conflict, security sources, Server, south Lebanon, Tension, violence, War

so, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! we got so many strikes happening in south lebanon, it’s like a major party up in here. three security sources even said so, so you know it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and intense bombing action, it’s gonna be lit! just watch out for creepers, they’re like the real enemy here. join now and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6603

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2