Noobies R Us Minecraft Server

aspirations, Australia, better places, cultural influence, dream, idealized destinations., immigrate, international relocation, know any better, learn, long tail, Minecraft, movies, moving to America, new zealand, Noobies, Server, tags, third world countries, thirdies, TV series, world

Are you tired of dreaming about moving to America like a thirdie who only knows about the world from movies and TV shows? Well, forget the land of the free and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why settle for the US when you can experience the wonders of Australia and New Zealand right from your computer screen?

Join us and embark on epic adventures down under, where you can ride kangaroos into battle and tame wild kiwis as your loyal companions. Build your own Outback oasis or create a bustling city in the heart of Middle Earth. The possibilities are endless in our virtual land of Oz and Kiwiland!

So say goodbye to the American dream and say g’day to the ultimate Minecraft experience. Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs Hollywood when you have kangaroos and kiwis at your fingertips?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	1997	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	6014
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	74
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1032

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Star Shards Collected:	272	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	137403
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	8419
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	546	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	99	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrivilegedCraft SMP

affluent lifestyle, elite upbringing, high socioeconomic status, luxury living, privileged background, privileged class, privileged lifestyle, privileged society, privileged upbringing, privileged upbringing characteristics, privileged upbringing indicators, privileged upbringing markers, privileged upbringing traits, PrivilegedCraft, signs of privilege, signs of wealth, smp, social status, Upper Class, wealthy background, wealthy family

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood innocence lost, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood nostalgia, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, hindsight humor, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, airstrikes intensify, Bombing, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional conflict, security sources, Server, south Lebanon, Tension, violence, War

so, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! we got so many strikes happening in south lebanon, it’s like a major party up in here. three security sources even said so, so you know it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and intense bombing action, it’s gonna be lit! just watch out for creepers, they’re like the real enemy here. join now and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NATOcraft: Russian Airspace LOL

airspace, airspace violations, collective response, defense cooperation, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, Eastern European cooperation., Eastern European countries, Eastern European defense, Eastern European politics, Eastern European security, international relations, lol, military alliance, military threats, nato, NATO response, NATOcraft, regional security, Russian, russian aggression, Russian airspace violations, SECURITY

so like, u know how russia keeps tryin to sneak into other countries’ airspace? well, this server is like NATO but for minecraft! we got ur back if anyone tries to invade ur base or steal ur diamonds. join us and be part of the epic battle against the russian creepers. we even have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next move. come join us and protect ur blocks from the evil russian invaders!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.