NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9616
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8995
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9935
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	656238	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	74
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3404	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5143
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Votes:	3025	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Crops Grown:	5377
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!