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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5185 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).