NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	707	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Animals Bred:	128	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	1167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6051	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Brain Ageing Accelerator

Accelerator, ageing, Blood flow, Brain, brain ageing, brain function, brain health, brain health exercises, brain health foods, brain health research, brain health supplements, brain health tips, cardiovascular health, cognitive decline, Poor vascular health, vascular health, vascular health exercises, vascular health foods, vascular health research., vascular health supplements, vascular health tips

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	4035
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!

What is the IP for Glitch Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Glitch is a digital artist known for his mesmerizing and innovative glitch art creations, which combine elements of technology and aesthetics to push the boundaries of traditional art forms. With a background in graphic design and a passion for experimentation, Glitch has gained a strong following for his unique and captivating work that challenges perceptions of the digital medium. His pieces have been featured in galleries and exhibitions around the world, solidifying his reputation as a trailblazer in the digital art scene.

FunFake | Best Copy of FunTime Minecraft server

administration, Athena sphere, banner, Benefits, Copy, CP, crusher talisman, Discord, donation case, Events, Free Kit, FunFake, funtime, Intern, Kit, Minecraft, Moderator, Playing, Project, PvP, pvp funtime, Server, set, TEAM, TikToker, YouTuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	8537	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

We are a new cool copy of FunTime

Our server provides you with a cool pvp kit with the crusher talisman and the Athena sphere, there is also a free donation case

We have funtime events on our server where you can have fun playing

Why is it worth playing?

We are giving a free kit, you can master the skills of PvP funtime, so that you are not afraid of losing your set on a real server, and the donation will help you understand whether you should buy it

Our server is recruiting for CP

YouTuber

TikToker

Intern (Minecraft)

Moderator (Discord)

We have a good administration, a good team in the future, and free benefits for working on the project

We are waiting for you, full information is in discord

https://discord.com/invite/My2r6sbyTX

mc.funfake.ru

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Chicago, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, land protect, player freedom, PvP, semi anarchy, server performance, Straight.., survival minecraft, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, World Resets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Server Overview

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Location	Chicago, USA
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP and griefing are permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Are there any world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date in April 1st, 2019.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Minor changes allow greater player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning without moving your bed by eating a cookie.
Are there any plugins that modify the vanilla experience?	No /tpa, /warp, /home commands, no currency, factions, or economic plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Fauna’s Rushia Debut 1.21

Anime, change of direction, Character development, debut, dropped idea, entertainment industry, fanbase, Fauna, Faunas, Gaming, internet culture, Mystery, online persona, Past Life, Rushia, schizo paypigs, speculation, streaming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, yandere

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Fauna’s debut! We’ve got more twists and turns than Rushia’s yandere persona. You’ll be questioning reality like Fauna dropping her schizo paypig act. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors II, Promotion Video, Ragunna Sales Blitz, Rerun Banners, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, smp, Somnium Labyrinth, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Timeline, Twitter account, Version 1.4, version 2.0, Waves, weapon banner, When the Night Knocks, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to meet Yinlin and Xiangli Yao, who will either make you surrender or tell you the ultimate truth – it’s a gamble worth taking! Watch out for the upcoming event where all silent souls can sing, because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down. And don’t forget to check out our map, where you can track all the craziness happening in our world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	5912
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7069	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.