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Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6454	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	6969	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7813
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	1777

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9435	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6