NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	41239

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Emeralds Found:	7972	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	8294
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	4355	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	556	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	9251	Ores Mined:	8263

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros *doesn’t stream*

Minecraft Server Overview

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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream