NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8972	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1650

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	7839
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	946
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3720	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	8011	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	8019	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crops Grown:	3410

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9732	Buildings Constructed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6829	Emeralds Found:	6235
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	202	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros *doesn’t stream*

Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream