Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7152	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	8621

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9670
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””

Accursed king of the rrats, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, Beloved tomboyish firestarter, breadcrumb-sized braincell, brotuber denied his bants, certified retro hag, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Embodiment of chaos, EtudePillowDear, extended, Fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, Former Tsunderia Members, Freaky deaky beertuber, Frenemy of the thread, Giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, Golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, invader of Phase Connect, Itsy bitsy spider mom, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, music dork, music nerd, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, OOH-WEE-OOH Edition, Orla Gan Ceann, Other small corpos, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Scuffed dream eater, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, smp, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Sweetest person alive, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, tsunderia, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, wannabe cumdumpster, World’s cutest singing wolpertinger, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Former Tsunderia members include a Mesugaki dog, a gunpla extraordinaire, a stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – who knows?), a tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, the sweetest person alive recovering from menhera, an accursed king of the rrats, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, a freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend, a half-toxic half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, an insomniac head popper and music dork, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience who is also a music nerd, a punished bnuuy looking for a new roommate, a scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, an itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, a frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster, a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin, a tall, handsome, rich chad king of Shima Kingdom, and so many more outrageous characters!

But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Election Day Minecraft Server

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Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of rogue chickens start a revolution and overthrow your rule as the supreme leader of the server. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it means losing the presidency to a bunch of rebellious farm animals! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just become the next chicken overlord!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

692591040, agent, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, captivating narrative., enigmatic story, Eve, Fiction, gripping tale, intriguing plot, Minecraft, mysterious protagonist, Mystery, novel, page-turner, psychological thriller, secret, smp, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, thrilling twists

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Eve, where the only rule is that there are no rules (just kidding, there are a few rules but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.

But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.

So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Galactic Troopers Minecraft Server

Alpharius, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Discord, Dude Wall, Galactic, general, Jolly Cooperation, lore lorelexicanum, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, Troopers, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because on this server, IT IS I, ALPHARIUS! Yes, that’s right, Alpharius himself is waiting for you to join and conquer the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.

But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Resonating Boss Bitch Energy Minecraft SMP

assertive, Bitch, Boss, Boss Bitch, Confidence, empowerment, empowerment movement, ENERGY, equality, female empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, independent, leadership, Minecraft, modern women, resonating, self-assured, self-empowerment, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?

So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2833

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for Grizzy Minecraft Server?

Grizzy, Minecraft, Server

Grizzy is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of genres, ranging from hip-hop to R&B. With his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics, he captivates audiences around the world. Grizzy’s passion for music shines through in every performance, and his dynamic stage presence leaves a lasting impression on all who experience his music. With an undeniable talent and dedication to his craft, Grizzy is poised to make a lasting impact in the music industry.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

McVanilla Minecraft server

description, McVanilla, Minecraft, Server

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3