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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3708 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
New Chunks Explored: | 963782 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
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